I should not be allowed to have Pixy Stix...

...especially when I mix like ten into a can of Sprite. Sooo gooood, and yet soooo baaaaad... Let's just say that I didn't know that I could get this hyper through legal means. Anyway, so what have I been doing with this newfound energy? (Why certainly not doing schoolwork or planning my NaNo...) What I do every night, of course. Do crazy crap on the internet. Recently, I have come across this site called Have a Slogan. Basically, it randomly pairs terrible things with really life slogans for products and whatnot, often with incredibly amusing results, such as:

Or:

And of course, there are some *ahem* less... tasteful ones...

*headdesk*

Yes, I know. I'm stupid and/or insane. Every year I try this and every year I fail (well except for that first year), and yet here I am again doing this to myself. I'm such a masochist. Anyway, so what's different about this year? I'm doing fanfiction. It's actually a fic that I've already started but I can see being ridiculously long. To reconcile my conscience with the fact that it's a story that I've already started, I'm not counting what I've already written in with the word count. I would start something new and/or original, but I just don't have the mental energy for it. Seriously I have absolutely zero orignal plots in my brain, so I'm just going to add on 50,000 more words to a story that already has a clear and planned plot. Yay, me. *headdesk*